Team Profile for Please don't touch
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Mon 12 Aug 2019 | 19:55 | A | inndex Impalas | 10 - 4 |
| Mon 19 Aug 2019 | 19:30 | B | Weavers Beavers | 9 - 6 |
| Mon 02 Sep 2019 | 18:30 | Haggerston Park Pitch A | Is It Me You're Rucking For | 6 - 7 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 2 |
| Current Season Record: Won 2, Lost 1, Drawn 0 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 9.67 | 8.88 | 6.85 |
| Average Conceded : | 9.67 | 6.50 | 8.31 |
| Average Points : | 1.33 | 1.25 | 0.92 |
| Biggest Win : | 9 - 4 | 15 - 3 | 15 - 3 |
| Biggest Loss : | 4 - 13 | 8 - 13 | 4 - 17 |
| Previous Seasons | ||
| Season | Position | Record (W/L/D) |
| Battersea Park (Monday) - Autumn 2019 - Plate | 2 | 2/1/0 |
| Shoreditch East (Monday) - Early Summer 2019 - Open Grade | 8 | 0/6/0 |
Statistics for Please don't touch for this season
Player of the Match Awards
| Player | Team | Player Of the Match Awards |
| Steve Laxton | Please don't touch | 2 |
| Zac Halliday | Please don't touch | 2 |
| Taylor Christensen | Please don't touch | 1 |